uwu

we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me

babies. duh

Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,

yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through

And what the h*ck is the medicine cat

you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate

wait. what are cats then

…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on

do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting

i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it

the fuck is a warrior cat

someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me

Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned

it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears

ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?

it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?

wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?

i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed

I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives

neither should tigerstar but guess what

Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?

it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is

what are two legs considered?

youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im

probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners

rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer

what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??

thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE

why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats

tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?

I made it on there too

eyyy i made it on w my old url (uwucritical)

HOLY SHIT THAT MEANS THEYVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE HE WAS 21 AND SHE WAS 14 WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

These are all great ways to reduce waste we produce from constantly buying detergent, softener, and dryer sheets.

don’t call yourself a misandrist if you date or have sex with men you’re tarnishing our reputation

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually

Oh my god  D:

here’s a bad idea: listening to this in the dark by yourself

i just scared the fuck out of myself

Play this outside your house on halloween. 

ohfuq

JESUS SHIT THE BED NOPE NOPE NOPE

Why the fuck did they think people would enjoy listening to this even back then

I need a download of this IMMEDIATELY.

I’m glad I haven’t shut the windows yet, so whatever the fuck that was can fly on the fuck out of here.

Thanks now i have my very own basement demon! For the low low price of eternal damnation

ppl criticizing it aren’t saying swsh is gonna be bad, they’re criticizing the fact that gf has sooo much money and they’re still coming out w inferior animations bc they don’t want to increase the size of their dev team

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

Speak it into existence

fuck yes please

oh my gooooooooood

This made me homophobic

This makes me wish I was straight, I really can’t deal with y’all anymore LMFAOOO

how is this not a comedy skit

My grandpa had to drop out of school but then he married my grandmother and would beat her and drink when he felt inadequate so shut the fuck up. Men have always taken out their anger at unfortunate circumstances on the women around them. Even way back when, the poorest peasants could still beat their wives legally. Men have always had it better than women. Its why you used a misogynistic slur to defend men like its not their fault that this woman had to drop out of school probably before women could legally open their own bank account. Eat shit fucker. Men shut the fuck up challenge.

my grandpa was in the air force during the vietnam war and when he came back he was never the same but guess what!! he turned into an abusive fuck and beat my grandma and even his own children!! he’d get drunk and turn angry and hurt his family even though he had to go to war!! what makes you think you’re on the right side after using a misogynistic slur!!

she took care of her family instead of going to school what does this have to do with men you’re all absolutely fucking retarded

guess who makes women drop out of school to take care of families they forced them to have? oh, yeah, it’s men.

the lack of context doesn’t make it clear about what you’re saying though. Is it her kids or her parents/extended family? Because if it’s her taking care of one of them, men have everything to do with it, and if it’s the other men have nothing to do with it and you’re just being a basic bitch radfem.

ummm no one ever mentioned parents or extended family plus in most families one of the parents is... a man...

omg wait there’s a kid named jake who once said kenya was in asia at the school geography bee LMAO