we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

morning hot coffee and afternoon iced coffee are two separate entities. morning hot coffee is your state sanctioned substance abuse to get low level drugs in your body. afternoon iced coffee is a sweet treat that has no impact on your physical body but will boost morale. you can have 8 thousand iced coffees and it will never negatively effect you

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

I post for the bitches that used to get in trouble for reading under the desk during class in elementary school