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when people say “having kids should be a hell yes decision” they’re talking about me and bracken planning our drop off and pick up schedule for a child that does not exist yet

You are not like the unabomber. I don't think you've ever bombed anything. In fact, you're on tumblr.com making posts. The Unabomber would not have done that.

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

I fucking love autistic girl friendship, don’t kill yourself there’s autistic girl friendship out there

listen up cause im only gonna say it once. it's okay if a girl does it but not if a boy does

How did Fiona Apple know all that

you may find me having intense spiritual breakthroughs and revelations just to completely forget about them one week later don’t worry about me i am on my path

"i love spider-man, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who thinks kafkaesque means there's a big bug

"i love the fly, it's so kafkaesque" <-guy who got lucky this time

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.