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last night was an anthony bourdain gif

Hi just because youre a gay man doesnt mean you can say whatever you want about women

why is it so fucking hard to convince myself to drink water when its hot out. im usually good at drinking water but the second its more crucial im like Well i've always admired the lifestyle of the noble and glorious eagle

sending a risky text but the text is me asking my former mentor teacher who has the most social capital in this school for a letter of recommendation (i don’t think she thinks i’m ready for the job)

BTW. send the damn text! bc not only did she think i was ready, she apparently called my boss' boss on my behalf when she wasn't able to write the letter on time and i GOT THE JOB!

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

just took an edible and my mind expanded big enough that i have found out how to fix and change my mom

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.