The scowl on Rick's face deepened. Why did he hang out with this guy again? He usually got nothing useful out of it, no tip or enlightening discovery or mind-blowing high. They didn't even fuck...not that he had ever tried to go there. He was purposefully blind to many things, but that was the kind of room he always cared to read.
But never mind that, he wasn't the kind of guy who needed to screw all his friends unlike some of the company he kept. That wasn't the point at all.
The truth was that the old bastard...and yeah, he knows that he has no right to call the other that, considering he's himself, but he couldn't have given less of a rat ass about being a hypocrite...was a pain in the neck most of the time.
So, why did he even like him at all, when he couldn't even get away with some exaggerated, perhaps unearned bitching?
He enjoyed the bickering, he loved butting heads with someone who could keep up, it thrilled him to have battle of wits actually worth of that name, but never mind that either.
He couldn't have Doc know just how much pleasure he took in their association.
"D-Damn, I hadn't realised I was in the company of such a master clown," he shot back, tone as flat and unimpressed as his expression. "Y-You really shouldn't waste your talent on me. G-Go off and take a stage, I-I know plenty of losers with a shitty sense of humour w-who'd love to hear your crap."
Still, he accepted the pipe with hesitation. Trying to out-sass the guy wasn't a good reason enough to turn down a shot of something decent.
Blue eyes fell on the device the other scientist had been working on and which Rick had stubbornly ignored till then. He didn't particularly care for it, even if he couldn't help a hint of curiosity, but it was a good excuse as any other to change the subject.
"S-Still going with the old 'kick it till it kicks start' method? B-Bet they would have fired you from your old place i-if you hadn't exploded 'em first. I-If something's moving too slowly, j-just stick it in a bubble and speed up fuckin' time for it."