#uncannyeffigy

I want to preface this with the disclosure that despite my undying adoration for Flashman, he didn't get a whole lot of development compared to Burnerman. Burner became this walking red flag of a robot that I loved to hate while Flash remained kinda silly and more leaning into the comedy side of things. Still love them both! But Flash will most likely continue to change over time if not get a whole new revamp. Anything involving them was played out on @bone-pile-rp btw.

ANYWAY! Let's go.

It's not unusual to hear things in the maze-like tomb of the Labyrinth. The shrieking of beasts, the moaning of abaominations, even the quiet song from days long past. They'd been in this place for a month now with no issue, not even a nightmare. But today, having gone deeper than ever before, was different.

"I can hear it. It's like someone humming a lullaby a few rooms over." Which would be find if it were just that but it's obvious from her enraptured expression it's more than that. Whatever she's hearing is different from what the others normally hear.

Perhaps because she's organic or maybe there's something targeting her. Whatever the case my be it has stolen all her focus. She takes a single solid step in that direction.

Send Me 🤏 And I Will Compare Our Muse's Heights!

"SOMEONE likes buildin' y'all massive. 'Cept miss ma'am over here. Tall genes can't be helped."

He’s staring at her with the unique sinister energy of a guy about to just fucking pluck her off the ground without warning. Over the shoulder style? From under her arms like she’s goddamn Simba?? The possibilities are endless.

That familiar feeling. He's sizing her up. She can feel it in her bones. The assumed audacity takes hold.

"I swear to God and th' Devil both..."

Verse Locked Silent Meme: Open!!

"Was assailing him truly necessary? He was simply going to show me where he went to have fun. It's not as though he was a brigand making off with a duchess." So she says but her arm was definitely going to bruise, if only to her knowledge, by the morning. That guy was definitely bad news. Not that she seems awfully concerned about it as she crouches beside her limp, would-be, abductor.

Verse Locked Silent Meme: Open!!

The kiss to her knuckles is so fleeting, so light, even the most humble servant of the cloth would hesitate to call it chaste for it would still be too vulgar for the motion. And yet this strangely bright eyed woman only smiles.

Send ▲ and the mun will reply with some random lore from their life

I used to have some issue with this kid back when i was like idfk 7? 8? or smthing (iirc he was picking on me or smthing) and I mentioned to my mom about him ( idk she asks me abt my day and i liked chattering ) and one day when my mom came to pick me up I saw her talking with his guardian and I was like "oh :)))"