This is my ultimate album for Blossom vibes. It has everything. Just pop it on and let your mind wander. I almost don't want to explain it because it would take me three hours to go through every single song with my hot takes.
But if you do listen, I highly recommend listening to the whole album in order. It's meant to be listened to that way.
I'm just gonna grab some choice lyrics. Some songs are just Cheryl. Some are Cheryl/Jason. Some are The Blossoms. Some are CHONI.
We Know Where You Sleep
Close your eyes when we kissâĻ
âCause I am prepared to set myself on fire for this
2. The Kids Will Grow Up to Be Assholes
You don't want your messes cleaned
You don't want your bodies fixed
You don't want your problems solved, stories all resolved
You'll have nothing to lean on
You don't want your stitches sewn
'Cause then you'll have the big unknown
We'll be watching you so watch your mouthâĻ
You better watch your mouth
3. Wait Until I Get My Hands on You
So go ahead, hold your breath
Be my guest, see if I care
âCause it's your life, it's your face in the place of the mirror
And here's to you, merci beaucoup
But wait 'til I get my hands on you
That's all you will get â a bear hug from your armless brother
So save your teeth for the toothy grins to your mother
4. You Will Never Take Me Alive
Did you know that you nurse a beehive?
Come and get it! Come take me alive
All our noses are aiming at grisly frontiers
We will show this cruel worldâĻ
We will show this cruel world we were here
5. Delivered in a Firm Unyielding Way Lingering for Just a Bit Too Long to Communicate the Message âI Own Youâ
She usually comes to see me at night, and sheâ she lives up in the attic, and sometimes when my friends come around, sheâ she hides from them.â
Um, a lot of, uh, household items go missing. We've had guests thatâ that have encountered her.â
She likes this place. She likes the attic especially, that's why she lives up there.â
6. The Most Important Part of Your Body
âCause when you know too much
Aren't you able-bodied, dear
I think you know too much
The mind knows what the mouth wants
7. You're One of Them Aren't You?
Go ahead, good friend, scream all you want to
You're legless and limping and lost and it's just like they like you
And I can feel your tender bodies coming near
I see 'em hanging from the crystal chandelier
I'm hope for the hopeless
I'm help for the helplessly hopeful
Life is long when you're lonely
The ugly, the unclean, the unfit will fuck the unhappy
8. The Song Will Eat Itself
Singing strong knees, clean kidneys
Singing for sharp minds
Let's organize before they rise
Singing strong knees, clean kidneys
Singing so they hear
Let's let this world know we were here
9. ...And All the Candy You Can Eat
And that's the fever talking, honey
"I've come to fatten you up"
'Cause I'm an open book, my honey
Except for when the book is shut
10. All Manner of Pox and Canker
The baby hair you saved
Will circle around their drains
They got a big sick surprise for youâĻ
Yeah, it's, it's in the oven, it's in the oven
11. At the Other End of the Leash
I come home right on time
Calmly loosen my necktie
We stare at the wall watch
We're moving the furniture around
I come home first in line
Wanna loosen my necktie
But it's your world we live in
We're moving the furniture around
12. The House is Alive and The House is Hungry
I want a man who splays down in the street
The swinging bodies and the children in the wet concrete
The house with the laughing windows
Spilling blood like a cheap innuendo
I love you, do you love me?
Let's set our hair on fire
Let's twist our bodies down over coals
Let's give them something they can't ignore
I love you, do you love me?
Let's set our house on fire
Let's cast a mirror right back at fear
Let's show this world we were here
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What if we were two sides of the same coin. What if i lived in your shadow all my life but found comfort in the darkness and dont know what to do once youre gone. What if youre the only person who understands. What if you have have no idea what i went through. What if we went through the same traumas but ended up with oposite conclusions about our suffering. What if i dont recognize you anymore. What if i see the ghost of my former self reflected through your eyes. What if it never had to go this way. What if this was the only way things were ever going to go
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i had totally forgotten and it DOES rule that jason triggered riverdale's wrath by trying to leave town permanently. he didn't know youre not allowed to do that :)
having so much fun reading jason's death differently every time it's brought up. anyway had Also sort of forgotten that the whole point of his plan in the first place was to fake his own death.. which doesn't really work in riverdale because the fake is as real as anything else. archetypal comic book characters coexist with regular people; characters shop at stores that reference their own non-existence. tannis root exists in riverdale but derives its properties not through reference to our world but rather to the fictional world of rosemary's baby..
anyway all this to say that the pervasive sense of unreality in riverdale derives from the fact that the fake/real distinction fails to cohere in a world that is populated with unreal artifacts which operate in a manner indistinguishable from those things we know to be real; ultimately all you really have to do to make something real in riverdale is to speak about it as if it is real, at which point it is at least as real as anything else we see on-screen. glamazon prime was nonexistent up until the point that veronica said she had shopped there, at which point its packages appeared on her doorstep. jason was alive until he asked cheryl to say he had died, at which point her words made it so. to fake your death in riverdale is not meaningfully distinct from dying for real; or at least, not distinct enough for jason to be able to survive it.
another perfect example of COURSE is midge dying via production of carrie; as the actor playing carrie she was meant to stage her own death at the end of the musical but again because riverdale does not distinguish meaningfully between the real and the fake, her fake death becomes real đ