Agony and Ecstasy and Agony

regardless of everything else he did chad deserved to die for believing he was going to get VERONICA LODGE pregnant

and he did. and so did archie when he got betty pregnant. and the baby. i love my anti parenthood show

riverdale took the brave stance that pregnancy is only moral if it's an incest baby

Archie comics invented Betty Cooper back in whatever the fuck so one day a gay man could put Lili Reinhart in a really deep hole in the ground and let her act her heart out

here is what i like about the performances of each of the five main actors on riverdale. i like that kj is trying very visibly hard to act and can't quite do it because that is so archie of him. i like that camila delivers all of her lines completely earnestly and without a trace of ironic self-awareness. i like that cole either can't act or is doing an elaborate bit and it's impossible to tell either way which is so juggy of him. i like that lili plays betty like a real person and not a tv character which gets increasingly funny the more outlandish betty's life gets. and i like that madelaine delivers all of her lines as if she is being possessed by the riverdale writers to enact their strange divine vision

Did you fuck my dad archiekins

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé