0 Days without nonsense

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts