The DNI on a 16 year olds carrd, the most impenetrable barrier of all, salt circle, but of course, if there's a typo over what applies to me, I can wiggle my way in.

hiring several corporate lawyers with 4 figure hourly rates to find an exploitable loophole in my ex's 12 page DNI

A sexual identity is only constricting and restrictive if it doesn't fit you. Lesbianism does not need redefining, expanding or updating. A few people just need to come to the realisation that they aren't lesbians and that bisexuality is a beautiful inclusive unapologetic identity....look within hon.

I love when shows are set in medieval England and there's just not a single ugly person. like I'm sorry but that's where ugliness was invented

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#SOME RANDOM FACTS: #MP100 IS THE FIRST EVER ANIME TO USE PAINT ON GLASS #BEFORE IT WAS ONLY DONE IN MOVIES AND RARELY EVEN THEN CAUSE ITS TOO TIME CONSUMING #ANOTHER FUN FACT: THE ENDING TOOK 1 WHOLE MONTH TO MAKE #FINAL FUN FACT: THERES ONLY 1 PERSON IN ALL OF JAPAN WHOS SPECIALIZED IN PAINT ON GLASS ANIMATION AND THATS MIYO SATO

Miyo Sato said “I can and I will” and then she did

elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders

idk about soulmates but those people who eat parts of the food or candy that you don't like and you do the same for them.....we've lived a hundred lifetimes together probably

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.

one of the unwritten rules of comics is that you don’t want to put a speech bubble over a character’s face, but leave it to Arakawa to know the mood of that scene called for breaking the rules to make that panel layout even stronger.

lonely girls my beloved. i see you staying in your room, i see you standing in grocery store aisles feeling the sudden wave of isolation wash over you. i understand how badly you want and how bad that makes you feel. i get it. we're not alone. but we are.

i like when men think you’re mysterious and quiet but really they just didn’t ask you any questions about yourself at all