Yells, But Quietly

This has the same energy as Edward saying he’s never seen a vampire control their thirst for blood as well as Bella does, when Carlisle’s been flexing his impeccable control for centuries

someone understands

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

Um…..dam

This is the best remix of anything I’ve heard in a LONG time. LONG

I’ve heard this and it’s LITTTTTTTT

me, openly sobbing: i just love my oc, you know

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

goblin hour is every hour when your are. a goblin

why are 18 year olds so stupid

excuse you i’m almost 22 and i’m still a fucking moron

One of my favorite videos 😂

this is how i want to die 

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

i the snail.

everybody here is perfect

I have never seen a happier snail omg

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress