Not an Art Blog

My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.

“Archie-” “Jughead, shut up. I wanna see where he’s going with this.”

Signs it’s too hot outside

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

This is both adorable and stressful to watch. Damn it, kittens, be good! Food’s coming!

OH MY GOD SHE NAMED ONE OF HER CATS OBAMA

I love that kittens are gently placed on the ground… whereas adult cats, because they should know better (and are undoubtedly better at landing on their feet) are just… flung.

Oh my god I love this

I love that the kittens continue climbing her even after she steps away from the food - the goal is no longer ‘get to food’ it is ‘climb the human’!

UNDER SEIGE!!

Goals. Somewhat.

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

No for real. This nonsense used to happen to me at several of my jobs and the worst was when I worked for a booking company working with some hotels. The guy thought I was underage at first based on my voice. Still, he kept trying to convince me that if he booked a room, I should meet him for dinner. It was really disgusting cause he kept trying to be smooth, and when I had to turn off the recorder to get his credit card number to pay for the room, he started asking for my phone number and age. I didn’t give him either. I’m just glad he didn’t know were weren’t even in the same town- but it was probably one of the worst customers I’ve ever had to speak to. I’ll take an angry customer compared to that any day!