The Broken Paradox

You have never seen your own penis

No thats gay

Dramatic gay goth dares god to smite him down because of minor inconvenience whilst English major sophisticated gay husband and their children look on.

Excuse me they said someone who didn’t know shit about good omens

angst with a happy ending is my favourite honestly like yes bitch give me emotional conflict but dont completely ruin my soul you know

sir that’s my emotional support ending, thank u

the bartender who has seen you use this line on at least 5 different dates: you can’t keep doing this daniel

IMO I think there’s a difference between a creator saying “I’m not going to define these character’s sexualities because I don’t want to exclude perfectly valid asexual/aromantic/trans/non-binary interpretations” vs a creator saying “I mean you never know ;) Keep watching and it just might be ;) Maybe ;) We’re not going to say for sure ‘cause we don’t want to upset The Straights™️ ;)” but maybe that’s just me

this is literally what hieroglhyps were i think

No WONDER I have back problems.. I b carrying around this BIG ass heart all mf day

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

Yes! Please show us!

what happens next, Fish?????