nate

one of my favorite posts of all time is the "o the pelican" one. genuinely a modern classic imo deserves to be in a museum

Who would win in a race? A tortoise, or a second even slower, even steadier tortoise?

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

gen z is trying to cancel the mysterious and horrible obelisk im building at the edge of town

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

I cheat at the casino by secretly not having an attachment to material wealth

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.