claude

she wants you as the new disciple!!! (what am i gonna do in a cult!?)

the real question is just “would you be willing to apologize and stop using a word if somebody told you it made them uncomfortable?” the answer to which in a surprising number of cases is no mostly because it seems like overall ppl r more upset abt getting accused of transphobia than they are abt being transphobic

Where are they going

I had an interesting night last night

(In memory of Laika)

It's been done before, but i wanted to make my own version too :]

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

an important addition

creacher

we need to start inventing absurd football games now

have a happy rest of your immortal life

Happy April 7th, 2026! And most of all, thank you to Jon Bois for crafting this beautiful story and picking the most random date known to human kind. 17776/20020 genuinely changed my life and taught me to appreciate life more than ever, and thanks for getting me into astronomy again, I appreciate it. YES I crammed this illustration but I am proud of it!