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I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

i wonder how long carl knew before grace did

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

they can get worse. they can make decisions of an increasingly terrible nature. they can stop taking risks on kindness. they can discover how much they can get away with. they can find religion, or abandon it, with negative effects on their moral creed. the character has to develop. the character does not have to grow.

Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

DERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN get back here and explain yourself

When I went to Germany their biosecurity was nothing, and multiple people there couldn't comprehend that I wouldn't be allowed to take German sausage home with me. Several different people asked and assumed I was exaggerating when I explained that I couldn't do that without importing it through the proper channels or filling out a fuckton of paperwork. I think Europe as a whole has shitty biosecurity because their geography makes it difficult to enforce; when you have the natural advantage of being a single country completely surrounded by water with a very unique ecosystem, it's both a lot easier and a lot more important to guard your borders against new pathogens, parasites and invasive species.

Most likely they asked because one state had a fruit fly or similar parasite that the other state did not have. And if you have fruit then they make you throw it out or eat it on the infected side of the border. Fruit barriers like this are pretty common; most places will have special fruit dumping bins for anyone who didn't know and showed up at the border (or at a public transport depot intending to cross the border) with fruit.

California has internal quarantine procedures for medfly/fruitflies.

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

Crows are the very best birds.