a pirate of many ships

If this scene has 100 fans I am one of them. If this scene has 1 fan, I am that fan. If this scene has 0 fans, then I’m dead.

when the doctor used the tardis like a skateboard and pushed with his lil foot reblog if u agree

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

topical :/

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

i’ve literally been here the whole time

I’m a man now

Ok yeah that lake is superior

My favorite piece of tumblr linguistics to ever come out of this site is “the horrors”. It’s delightfully evocative and also gives absolutely no information about what I’m talking about. “Sorry I can’t go out today I’m facing the horrors” am I talking about the encroaching dread and existential despair of our dystopian world? am I talking about the fact that I have to wash dishes? No one knows. It’s all horrors.

Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

Loki needs a nap.

Anyone else not cut out for all this

there is no higher form of literature than olde-ass europeans trying to explain the skunk