(NOT) YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

People are seriously still doing the whole "sex" thing?

hey sorry but we came behind your boyfriend and cast a thong of fire about him. yeah and then hewed him with a black axe, and a white flame sprang up from his helm as it was cloven. and this is awkward but we kind of beat him into dust with our maces?? yeah, idk. his banner was really nice though! blue and silver. yeah no i don't think you can get it back. we kind of trod it into the mire of his blood. yeah and the field was lost. sorry man. tears unnumbered and all that.

Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

People don’t even say w00t anymore.