back on my bullshit

I always felt I couldn't possibly be upset about dying to an alien monster because proof of otherwordly life is exactly what it'd take for me to die happy

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

i think oscar should explode the other cars 5 cars in front of him with his mind

he might've mentally exploded 5 cars but not all of them were in front

driver of the day: bernd maylander

smth about the tarmac breaking up in the tax avoidance epicentre of the world. if only there were some billionaires u could tax to fix that…shame

let’s all (remembers that suicide jokes are bad) speed in the pitlane

fucking everyone speeding in the pitlane today. Lets all speed in the pitlane. Lets race in the pitlane. Why not.

merc didn’t serve george the penalty….it’s all these f1 teams’ first day on earth.

these intervals are so funny everyone is just driving around alone