Orochimaru rp blog//asks are open//

lord orochimaru has been banned from every whole foods in a 50 mile radius because he’s getting more increasingly upset over the egg shortage and it keeps resulting in carnage

Damn straight, watch out we are about to own chickens.

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

glad this resonated with all of the freaks i love you

Tell me why my muse would get cancelled

Do not leave this creature (pictured above) unsupervised

My son just walked through the door, cobra in hand, friend in tow. I don't know what they are about to do, but this is where we let natural consequences take action.

Update: They both got bit, the excuse? Mitsuki wanted his friend to be immune to venom. While I understand to an extent, you don't start out with a COBRA, not even a FALSE ONE, nope just a straight FUCKING COBRA.