"Not having things in proper order annoys me to no end..."

About the Mun: 

You may call me Vani though I do have a few longtime rp partners and friends here that know my real name. But I prefer Vani.  

I’m 34 years old with she/her pronouns and my birthday is on July 7th. 

My face claims will be Kabuto in the SD series so if you see it, it will more than likely be my OOC post. I tag it as “missing glasses”.  And all icons on this blog were cropped and edited by myself including the SD.

I’ll let you all be aware that I have Aspergers/Autism as well as anxiety, so while I try to befriend and talk with you as best as I could, most of the times I might not always understand some phrases or sarcasm. I am working on my best to socialize with you all, and sometimes I take breaks every once in awhile.  Anyways, still come chat with me if you like to know more about me! 

My discord is available to rpers and friends who we have a mutual trust in each other and like to stay in contact with. I would love to rp there if Tumblr is too much for you to handle but plotting there is just as fun as well.  

I also run a AO3 account though I might not post much stories due to being here more than there, but when I do, I do hope that you let me know if you like it or not.  LINK 

Rules:   

Do not godmod or metagame. I guess this is pretty obvious.

I would very much appreciate it if you specify which Kabuto verse you would like to send asks or interact with, because I want to explore the other verses as well. If you don’t specify your ask, it will always be replied to canon Kabuto in the spy verse. Or any verse I feel like replying in.

Hating against Kabuto and Orochimaru is fine if you dislike the characters but if you character bash them or any other character too much, I might limit my contact with you unless you tag it so that I can blacklist it. This blog does not tolerate character bashing.  There is a major difference between disliking a character and full on hating them with constant rants and hateful posts which can be quite annoying.  This also goes for ship hate. Get that shit outta here.  This blog appreciates all ships. 

I won’t judge your writing as I’m not into fancy edited writing or am that good at writing, but please try to write at least 2 sentences or more to give me something to work with. I will apologize if I write a full paragraph but you don’t have to match my writing. I also don’t mind if you don’t use icons, flashy themes. It would be nice to make your writing easy to read too.

I tend to take my time with rps so I wouldn’t mind if you took your time as well. Reminders are nice every now and then.

Honestly, I would prefer to only interact with Naruto and Boruto characters and OCs. I feel more comfortable that way since to me, its quite hard for me to rp with characters from other fandoms unless your other fandom character has a naruto verse. 

I rp NSFW and when I say that I mean gore, dark themes or bloody rps since Kabuto is a medical shinobi who deals with such things.  I will also post some medical tools on this blog so if you’re triggered by blood, needles, and scalpels then I’ll try to tag them as trigger warnings and put them under readmore for your sake. 

Roleplay blog or not, please do not reblog my answer posts, headcanons or RP threads with another rper if you’re not involved. It’s not only messes up my activity but it’s also very invading and quite rude. I will give you a warning in private message if you do and if you refuse or ignore my request within a day, it will result in me blocking you.  

Shipping rules

I do not practice exclusivity since I had a horrible experience with this topic and I rather I give myself and my rp partners the freedom that they deserve, but if our characters end up being romantically shipped and their chemistry is extremely good, I’ll put you on my main list where I will tag you in a lot of ship memes and posts. Ask me first about this, and I might even ask you as well. And you’re free to refuse or agree.   This may change in the future if both parties agree, but until then, we’re both free to do what we want. 

As mentioned above, I am old enough to rp NSFW. And like everyone else with common sense, I WILL NOT RP NSFW WITH MINORS!   

There will be some heavy sexual themes and posts so if you’re underage, please don’t follow me. Seriously, I WILL BLOCK YOU!

I wouldn’t mind if your character teases Kabuto and even flirts with him, but I would prefer chemistry, if you want it to be a ship. My muse is very picky with who he wants to be with unfortunately. Even if I do find that character and ship that I am looking for. 

By the way, if you decide to become my ship partner and you suddenly stop talking or interacting with me for no reason, just let me know beforehand that you want to drop the ship or at least let me know if you're on hiatus. Because I do not like to be ghosted and the title will be removed if you don’t talk to me for an entire month. 

I’m a major kakashi/kabuto shipper so if that turns you off, it’s fine for you to disagree or leave if you don’t like it.  But I rather not want to get anon hate or go in a debate since this rare ship helped me go through a bad time in my life.  But if you’re a kakashi mun, I won’t ask for a ship unless you want to. Just putting this here so that no one can assume that I’m only after this ship. 

More will be on the Rules though I pretty much summed up the blog rules here. 

 If you’re curious about my verses, they’ll be right HERE  (and just in case if that doesn’t work...)  Child verse: age 6-9  Root verse: age 9-14  Spy verse: age  15-24 (canon or canon diverse) Dragon verse: age 24 (4th war)  Blank verse: age 24-26  the verse where after the war is done, he’s left to pick up his own pieces of his mind and tries to redeem himself through various acts of kindness and assistance through community service under strict supervision.  Father verse: Headmaster of the Konoha orphanage and in Boruto era. (canon verse) 

Restless Minds:  A mix of both Blank and Post Boruto verse where he’s often tempted into going back to doing questionable acts as despite the Izanami. He still has trouble breaking old habits though he’s no longer wishing to commit illegal acts. Despite that the law forbids it, he secretly meets with Orochimaru to satisfy his own curiosity with their experiments despite also wanting the peaceful life at his home.  He’s often at the hospital, resuming his role as medic. But under strict supervison. Stripper/Mafia Verse: A verse where Kabuto who didn’t have enough funds for his college classes after a series of misfortunes had taken several jobs before deciding to take this one as it had better pay. With no other choice, he works as a stripper for a mafia owned strip club that he had no idea that it was owned by a rival gang till he saved the other mob boss’s life after a gang war fight broke out in the club.  It was only after saving the mafia boss from death is when he starts getting paid better to help with his college medical classes funds as well as to avoid becoming homeless as well. Though of course he still has to strip to pay the bills and afford the classes, but he also has to heal and treat Shisui’s men and fellow strippers whenever he’s ordered to.  He’s also in dept with the mafia so chances of him having a normal life is slim.  Despite the job, he still has struggles with his self-confidence and is a tad bit shyer than most of the strippers who work there. Not to mention that he’s the most reluctant to sleep with a customer, no matter how much money they gave him.   (This Verse that is mainly rped in Discord and a bit in tumblr as well. Ask first and I’ll ask my friends if they would let you in. )

Rp wishlist: 

Dejected Child Root verse: Of where the young or the pre-teen Kabuto is off on different countries and villages, spying and gathering information on them during the Third Ninja War era. Also child Kabuto’s own spy training from Root and his experiences from there.

Lost and Found Child verse: Pretty much an AU on what if Kabuto wasn’t found by Nono but by somebody else by chance. Despite his new caretakers/family and his different life but still a medical shinobi, in the end whether a kid or a teen, Orochimaru or some other villainous character will either lure, manipulate or take him away from them. Its up to the muses of whether they go after him or not. His name is still Kabuto as he won’t have his last name Yakushi. 

Lost in the Darkness verse:  Kabuto isn’t betrayed by Danzo and is one of the many ROOT members and spies working for him. And the best one yet.