void ass

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

theres this amazing green plant that makes girls do some awesome crap to each other when they smoke it

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

im the evil cinephile they warned you about. i fuck the movies and i think its idiotic and pedestrian that you do not fuck the movies.

@funnier-when-objectum

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

As others have said, it was the canary in the coal mine.