bark bark bark bark

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

trans people don't need to hear your justifications for still enjoying harry potter in 2026 stop looking for forgiveness where you're not going to get it

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

My dick is wet and my pussy’s hard. So what?

if you don't love boring music synthesised in a lab to make money for shareholders you hate women

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

got so nervous i accidentally jerked him on

Its just like marx said, they want to extract our amazing digital surplus.

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

Opposed to superstition and divination on principle but tarot cards can stay for as long as people keep using them as theming and symbolism for so much really very good and striking character/fan art.