bark bark bark bark

monkey for nothing and your chimps for free

let us all do the Lord's work and convince cis girls they can wear packers if they want, very fashionable. why not really. wear it to the club. modern civilization allows us to democratize the sensation of someone grinding on yr bulge. such things should be accessible to everyone. & we can make it so

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

It's been pointed out before, but it is kind of remarkable how hypocritical the "Vote Blue No Matter Who" crowd becomes the moment that Democrats nominate someone to the left of Liz Cheney.

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

My ancient grains are fucked

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that