There She Goes Again...

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

@babsbabbles @soundofez

Pastor: as the kids say, the vibes were not good

you used to be able to play games on cartoonnetwork.com . . . now every company's website wants to give you spyware and spread corporate propaganda but I REMEMBER when you could play a BEN 10 adventure game in-browser without so much as giving away your e-mail. people's heads should be on pikes for this

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

@bigbighouse

Reblog to trample Pong Krell with an AT-RT.

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Reblog to trample Pong Krell with an AT-RT.

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

God's well aware that I'm not his strongest soldier and he's not giving me his toughest battles, but I won't lie the battles I am getting are kicking my ass