i can make you feel alive!

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

ATTENTION EVERYONE

using internet explorer to download chrome has the same energies as using a wooden pickaxe to get 3 stone blocks to immediately craft a stone pickaxe in minecraft

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

awful suspicious that theres quotation marks around “mirror”

“accidentally”

I love the tone of voice this was written in

mood: bedridden victorian child

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

will grándmama be there? in the light??

Is it sick of me that I fucking cackle at this post

spencer from icarly and rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid are on the opposite ends of the same scale

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

remember being an eleven year old girl and being filled with rage? everything i did was from a place in my head where tiny daydream me was smashing plates.

eleven year old me at a sleepover: how about instead of talking about boys we go to the park and like idk play some sort of game where we fight eachother with swords to the death

hey my friend over there thinks you look stupid as hell and nobody respect you