Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 40
The Narrator (The Stanley Parable)
Megamind (Megamind)
NARRATOR SWEEP
GUYS PLEASE NARRATOR NEEDS TO.WIN
LIKE HE EMBODIES TUMBLR SEXYMAN. I MEAN C’MON, WHAT SCREAMS TUMBLR SEXYMAN MORE THAN AN (objectively hot? Idk I don’t understand that stuff quite well) DISEMBODIED VOICE WHOSE APPEARANCE WE NEVER SEE!1!?1 HES SNARKY, SELF AWARE (as his position as The Narrator), WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? NARRATOR SWEEP FR
ALSO HE’D FIT IN WITH CECIL (previous winner), BOTH NARRATE THE GOINGS ON OF THEIR RESPECTIVE PLACES, AND HAVE NICE VOICES
(Also I’m not quite sure why I’m still shouting, it just felt weird to stop part way)
wait I have no idea who Cecil is but I find it funny that hes the previous winner cause Cecil is my narrator's name 😭
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Cecil Gershwin Palmer from the podcast Welcome To Nightvale, he’s currently up against Howl. Also that’s a really funny coincidence, ig the name Cecil just fits the narrator types lol
OHHHH wait ive been meaning to look into that..maybe ill check it out tonight then..Cecil is a peak narrator name yeah 🐱
Wtnv is so peak <3
… what me? Biased? Noooooooo never… (side eyes my first and only blog theme)
