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The reason why all of this matters is that China is going to replace us as we decline. Is China going to promote democracy, or freedom of movement, even in a flawed fashion as we have? Is China going to intervene in regional conflicts (which are going to get more frequent in the power vacuum we leave behind) and take part in prosecuting literal, actual genocidaires like Milosevic? Obviously not. It’s not that the US has been a perfect or even a good custodian of world order, it’s that China is going to be unbelievably worse. And everyone will follow their example, not ours.
When the Chinese century, or whatever we want to call it, is in full swing, we’ll think protesting cops for killing unarmed black kids was a fun little fantasy that we can no longer actualize in our minds.
Sib, China is arresting professors who tell the truth of the pessimistic outlook of their stagnating economy.
anyone else relate

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Do people know about public libraries. Do people know how much stuff is there
Lucia Fainzilber, The Cookbook
There's so much anger and cultural anxiety around women thinking that committing rape is a permanent character disqualification that they don't ever have to forgive

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FIL sent an email about stepMIL’s dream of looking for a little girl around their house, and how she's certain it means a granddaughter. I had to tell them no, we are actually having another boy. AITA?
Seriously, I feel like an asshole for responding to a poetic email titled "Dreams" with canned remarks like "That's so sweet! Hope you are well, too" and "We were also hoping for a little girl but at this point are happy and grateful to have a healthy child."
Remember when
a Nazi tattoo used to be an automatic disqualifier for public office. Not in the sense that it made a candidate ineligible to run, but their campaign would be DOA because no serious person would vote for them, and anyone who did was ostracized, rightfully so, without controversy.
A great example of why I love old-school advice columns. A millennial responding to this would have taken it seriously and acted like sending a thank-you card maybe a couple times a year was an expense that would be the difference between life and death.
My son kept saying “giraffe shoes,” and I was very confused until it dawned on me he was talking about my leopard print Rothy’s loafers.
(Not my photo. Shoes are too pristine to be mine.)
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Hard to stay mad at H when he builds bridges with the neighbors and solved the problem of who will watch our son when it's time to go to the hospital. We spent some time getting him acquainted with them tonight and will probably get together again for one of the World Cup matches.
I feel a little bad about not using MIL, but there's no arguing that if I go into labor in the middle of the night it's easier to ask the trusted neighbor who lives 200 feet away than wait for her to drive over from another state. (I'm also glad to be building a support system closer to home because relying on MIL the first time around nearly drove me insane for reasons outside the scope of this post.)