The Kobayashi Maru Test

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

How are u gonna be in a first world country and be blackpilled. People would kill to be in your shoes. Get up and fucking do something dude don't be lazy miserable and trying to spread ur stupid ideology telling everyone to just give up. Keep those thoughts to ur diary or something idk damn I can't stand that shit.

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

i was laying yucky style and i look over to the other side of the couch to see minu doing the exact same and it made me laugh so hard