The Kobayashi Maru Test

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABEY!!!!!

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As your president, I will be auctioning off all of the states and territories I have not visited. Obviously, we do not need them as I am not using them. That means the United States of America will now consist of New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, Delaware, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee, Florida, Washington DC, Saint Croix, Saint Thomas and Puerto Rico. The good news is that Washington DC, Saint Croix, Saint Thomas and Puerto Rico have all been given statehood to make up for the states we lost, the bad news is that we have lost California’s $4.251 trillion GDP.

HEY

Oh this definitely wasn't the right blog

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Holy Shit

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

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technical and formal way to say the animal in this fossil looks as if it died badly

"this individual appears to have experienced rapid terminal disassembly prior to sedimentary deposition"

The worst mistake the 19th and 20th centuries did was convince men that to look great is to be Gay™. That was enough to send male fashion straight to the gutter. A damn shame, really.

When you're getting married at 12.00 but have to lead the Black Knights at 13.00