Tired Abomination

reigen winning twice for competitions he doesnt qualify for then losing spectacularly at the third one,, sans winning by 0.1% when he has 1 hp,,, toby fox writing a fanfic and the mob official twitter disappointed at reigen for losing…

this was something i would not have expected to happen in my life but 2022 can be surprising

i guess my big ass is dying alone because 

and naturally it turned out to be the wrong bong, so from my perspective my sister just says “look at this!” out of nowhere and then stares me in the eye while dumping bong water all over the floor

A stylized portrait study I did a few days ago ~ 2B in a white dress >w<!

Cosplayer name : Akaba Ritsu on Facebook 

A SWEAR JAR WOULD LEAVE HIDAN BROKE AND KAKUZU RICH AF

I hope you don’t mind me doing some comics traditionally!! I miss using a pencil and paper plus it’s refreshing to make comics this way X’D

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literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.

the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”

all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.

He said “gotta love the liberal arts education!”

And she flipped shit. First time meeting him too. “Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I’m a liberal!”

Timeless (2016) S1E012 - The Murder of Jesse James 

Bass Reeves, protrayed by Colman Domingo. Rufus Carlin, protrayed by Malcolm Barrett.

Watch it  here , get Bass Reeves: Tales of the Talented Tenth  here

He was assigned to bring in the notorious female outlaw Belle Starr. Once she got wind who was after her she turned herself into the federal court.

Reeves was one of a few Marshalls who would venture into Indian territory *oklahoma*. After the age of 67 he retired in 1907. He enjoyed his short lived retirement as a police officer in Muskogee Oklahoma, his assigned beat had 0 crime reported until he died at the age of 71 of Bright’s disease.

One of his famous tactics was, if he was captured or in danger by a criminal he was hunting down, he would ask them to read a letter from his wife before they killed him. He used their distraction to free himself and get the upper hand.

He was also a freed slave. George Reeves, his owner and reason for his surname, took Bass with him to fight in the Civil War. However, George became violently angry after Bass beat him at a card game, and Bass was forced to fight him (or kill, on some accounts) in self defense.

After running away and entering Native American territory, Bass learned how to speak the languages of the ‘Five Civilized Tribes’ (Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Muskogee, Seminole). This part of his life is where he mastered marksmanship. He got married and had a family after the Emancipation Proclamation was declared, and then later became a Marshal, going on the adventures listed above (and many more… Another famous criminal that Bass captured was Bob Dozier.)

me: yeah

some nerd: lemme see your rig

me:

me: hey dipshit *makes a fart noise on my iphone*

character who knows they’re in a timeloop, at the same time as the other character: you’re back early. yeah. i know. today’s haunted

character who doesn’t know they’re in a timeloop: what?