Hyperion

sick as fuck if I’m being honest

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

I want five hundred billion dollars and I want whoever reads this to have five hundred billion dollars

hold on. manifesting

Where’s my money, fish.

The unfortunate removal of the video has caused a global panic so huge that even the news covered it

when i was in 5th grade all of the girls in my class had webkinz and i thought they were really cool too so i asked my parents for one but they said no because it was a girls toy so i got a piece of paper and had a bunch of kids from different classes at lunch sign a petition demanding that i get a webkinz stuffed animal and my dad actually caved because he said he was super embarrassed and i was the proud owner of a husky

I named him Carmel Apple despite the plushie looking nothing like a caramel apple

I can't decide if I want no gender or every single gender

Get a gender now and if you don't want it later return it

but watch out