fuck it we ball

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

FAMOUS waifu

FAMOUS WAIFUS

MOST KNOWN WAIFUS

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

I wish y'all put as much energy as y'all do expecting Black people to be the bigger person, into telling antiblack bigots to be better people.

I think it's a... Sign, I suppose, of the comfort of antiblackness, that it's easier to continue to beg Black people for patience, to expect it, feel entitled to it even, than it is to go to your peers and tell them to knock it off. Personally. There's a quote, I wish I could remember it, about the finite-ness of Black Patience. Mm.

THANK YOU!!!

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

no takers literally begging and halving my commission pricing. i need to buy cat food. i have 3 dollars to my name. a 2week batch of my cats medical food is 60, but anything helps as i can buy the individual cans if need be, just means it will be more effort as going to the store is kind of difficult for me as a disabled person. as usual i am so severely not making it work that even asking just for this means a myriad of other needs are being put off. please share. cashapp: $clowngaud venmo: clownpulp paypal: clownpulp my kofi

image description: tweet by olayemi olurin @/msolurin, reading: There's no high like making a successful hail mary argument. A prosecutor once asked for bail on my client because he had like 63 convictions and I was like judge... 63 convictions sounds like a man who showed up to court at least 63 times. And the judge was like yea you right /end description

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The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

but i believe aang can save the world