everybody wins, happily ever after, boo-yah

As cool as being corrupted would be, my spirit is lowkey indomitable and I have an automatic aversion to doing what people tell me to do

it's lazy in a different way but sometimes you aren't killing off that character's parents for an easy tragic backstory. sometimes you kill off the parents just so you don't have to write more characters.

sometimes it's because a twelve year old with living parents would probably not be permitted to stay out all night in the junkyard with the gnomes

hal missed the crisis on infinite earths because he was on a long mission in another sector and when he got back nobody told him until they had to. he still doesn't know exactly what happened

he calls barry's phone like a week after because they were supposed to have boys' night and as soon as the line picks up he's like what the hell man you totally ditched me you didn't even call and wally on the other end is like oh my god

my grandfather once did eye surgery on wonder girl

I'm not joking. this happened