an eternal source of significance

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

Literally stop having anxiety it’s not real.

oranges are crazy cuz like theyre protected in this thing keeps it clean keeps it fresh and its fun to peel off and then you get these slices theyre perfectly sliced for you they just fucking come that way and you dont even have to worry about the temperature because by some fucking divine intervention the juice is just refreshing and nice at all times

Remember to occasionally press random buttons on your microwave so no one can guess your favorite settings from the fingerprint smudges

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way