@shookethdev

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

The customer does not want to speak to a human. The customer wants to speak to a doormat. Doormats do not have resumes or thumbs, so we ‘psychopaths’ will have to do.