gender circus

bagel with ceam cheese and lox is like a girl i havent seen in a while and she always had some new crazy story to tell . i wanna date her but shes just a free spirit. until next time

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

Accompanying my little sister to a chappell roan concert with my dirty blonde hair in a messy bun. I sit in the front row, too entranced by my copy of 'dykes to watch out for' by alison bechdel to dance along to 'HOT TO GO!' At the end of the performance, a security guard taps my shoulder. Chappell has noticed my lack of enthusiasm and I've caught her interest. She invites me backstage....

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going

wikipedia vandalism is actually insane if it happens perfectly. at one point my brother edited a fictionalized version of himself into our town's history, just as a random side character, and then some local historical societies lifted it without citing the source as wikipedia, and then wikipedia cited them, so now it's true

this all goes to say "cite your sources because if even one link in a chain doesn't cite, it can become an ouroboros"