Its Not A Threat Its A Warning

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Gifs: The Late Show

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY

This footage shows a humanoid-like entity attempting to crawl into the bed of this woman. The woman apparently said that she has been hearing noises in her bedroom at night for weeks so she set up a camera, and the footage she got is unexplainable. (x)

More animal vines here

Parenting Advice

YOU CAN TELL THAT ARNOLD IS WEARING PANTS NOW!

Croupier Luigi’s model from the casino minigames found in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.

These are important and demand every dollar you can spare.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.