uhhhh

this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it

He’s so happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

holy shit

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

This was written about me personally. 

I did an experiment. I went to our local grocery store and I apologized to every person I walked past. “Ope! Sorry!” And every single person said, “Oh no, you’re fine!” Nobody asked me what I was sorry for. It was just kind of assumed that I was sorry for existing, and if that isn’t the most midwestern thing I’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.

Nebraskan here. Can confirm this is all true.

Look at the size of this lad. What an absolute unit.

B O D E

He dead

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game