the inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode

This is like a lazily rendered level from a ps1 game.

I’m adding here that I don’t actually check my followers list ever - I only ever check the number if I’ve had a rash of new follows - so if you’ve got any anxiety about offending me, don’t worry, because I literally won’t see. Your dash is your safe and happy spot, and if my content doesn’t jive with what you want to see…that’s fine with me.

This post is so light and nice. Don’t u ever worry lil friends u just go right ahead and do whatcha need to.

a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her

All of the Naruto Summons

I feel like this is going to be season 4 Blindspot.

the way they did with season 3 tbh

OZAI CHALLENGED HIS 14 YEAR OLD SON TO A WHAT

ZUKO GOT HIS SCAR FROM WHO

yknow what? mr. firelord i am inviting you to meet me in the fucking agne kai pit and i do not care that i am not an expert firebender and will be facing you with nothing but my wrath and my 2 fists i am going to die historic + i WILL go down calling you a bitch and a chode. thank you in advance.

@semeiotikos