Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

seems like my dedication to my isolation isn’t going to save me. that’s crazyyyyy

you tell a skinny person that fat people get bodyshamed and they conjure up this fantasy world where everybody around them is an eighteenth century vaguely european grandmother telling them they need to put some meat on their bones or they won't survive the winter

feeling like an academic flop will have you randomly thinking shit like You’ve Betrayed And Destroyed Yourself For Nothing and it’s like Ok girl tone it down it’s not that serious

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.