★ Feeldom

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

6 AM vs. 11 AM

“*violently stabs crayon into paper* Mx Roman I broke a crayon” MY HEART

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

World Heritage Post

Anyone else the dumbest bitch alive?

the thing about william shatner being pissed about the concept of bi!kirk is so funny to me because like. bill this is your fault. you were the one who looked at leonard nimoy like you wanted to eat him. you did that

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

I don't have a haunted doll, but my house has been very haunted ever since I was little. So when I hear a cabinet open I'm just desensitized and I'm like "Please close that, thank you" And sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, and when they don't I'm just casually like "rude". Or when something moves or disappears, I'm like " Don't be touching my belongings please I worked for those, you didn't. I need that thing." And I've had friends witness cups just move across my counter or doors and cabinets open and close and they're astounded when I casually and calmly say "Please close that" Or "Don't you be touching stuff over there" Unfazed and they're always terrified and like "wtf" And my answer is always "They're just people, they were alive once, they know what's up, chill"

BRO WHAT

You heard them, be nice to the ghosts

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

does mace work on birds

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

time sensitive question please respond

hey i’ve seen a few people in the comments calling her an amazing ally, and i wanted to remind y’all that kesha is an out bisexual woman

Her bisexuality is erased ‘even’ by ‘LGBTQ’ media on a regular basis, so sadly, it’s not surprising. So, once again: Kesha is bi.

every character brendan fraser played in the 1990s was the himboest himbo to ever himbo

King

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

The worst part of this is that I stared at it for a minute knowing without DOUBT that it was funny, and I just wasn’t getting the joke, and by the time it hit me, the shame outweighed the humour.

This is feminism

Why did he put on like three different hats

thank you ben