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I love this joke, because it works in both Celsius and Fahrenheit

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

In another universe I’m not so scared of telling you

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man