Just dip and pip things

The available Toronto tickets left going from $310-$463 and I LAUGH AND LAUGH literallly ain’t no fucking way

a Jonas and a Cyrus will always make beautiful music together

yay Dan and Phil tour hope they’re not going to a country that’s threatened to annex mine and another over the last year and kidnapped another country’s president and is currently involved in a stupid fucking war and is also arresting their own citizens ! ! ! ! ! wahoooo !

anyways fuck America

I’m too bitter for this today

hmmm

even AUSTRALIA gets more dates than us 😭

woo hoo only 2 Canadians dates spread wide across the second largest country in the world by land mass but SURE do a million shows down in that fucking dumpster fire where it’s even a risk for the entertainers trying to get into the country.

I (gay women) was telling my boss (widowed man) about a friend of a friend who is sleeping with a married man and he just goes “we’ve all been there” 😂

Hockey has ruined me watching other sports like soccer guys will play in hockey playoffs with broken and bruised bones and ligaments and it feels like EVERRRYYYYY single soccer player is constantly diving

Guys this is soccer not headball

Chanting USA looks pathetic when the game hasn’t even started

Brainwashing the toddler by making him cheer for Australia

at the end of the day, no matter which they lean, americans are still americans

Everyone’s very concerned and suspicious about the single father having a 6 day a week nanny until they learn I’m gay 🤨