Nothing Matters

gravity was a big discovery i guess but nothing compares to realizing girls can kiss girls

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

im obsessed w this video

Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee

THE WAY THE BABY IS KINDA NODDING KILLS ME

@nomerceusperseus MOOD

its so wild to me that the medici family still exists. motherfuckers are old money

people on twitter are like "you have generational wealth if your parents buy you groceries" meanwhile these bitches are living in beverly hills mansions bought with their great great great grandpappys investment banking money from 1378

do u know how much energy it takes to respond to ppl sometimes

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

Key takeaways:  1) This looped twice before I noticed it was looping 2) The shoes

I was going to start this off by saying “idk how to say this” but I do lmao. I hate the girlboss capitalism ideas being pushed by twitter and Instagram philosophers that all the friends you have need to serve some sort of purpose in your life other than enjoying their company. People being like “if all your friends aren’t successful millonaires then you’re failing” literally fuck you lmao. Genuine platonic friendship and companionship is not a commodity or should be seen as a business resource? You bitches are miserable and I hope you go to jail for ponzi schemes

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not