Oofer Avenue 🐟

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

--

Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

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animated the "It's okay not to smile" scene from chapter 4

susie my daughter..... you deserve the world.....

If you really look at everything we've been given, it feels like deltarune was SUPPOSED to be a story about the Dreemurrs and the Holidays.

That was, until Susie came along.

Almost every single major conflict in the game can be tied back to a character from these two families. The dark worlds literally exist the way they do because of Kris and Noelle playing make-believe with them. And Dess is almost certainly the main antagonist of the whole game. In regards to the prophecy, there is enough evidence to support that it was originally meant to be Noelle and not Susie (even if I don't personally believe that theory). And even just the fact that the weird route hinges specifically on Noelle and Kris's relationship says a lot.

The narrative was supposed to be (and in some regard, still is) about how the two families used to be very close, how tragedy struck, how the eight of them drifted apart, and how they all are trying to come back together.

But then along came Susie.

Literally in her introduction, she puts a stop to the intended path by partnering with Kris instead of having Kris partner with Noelle. She inserts herself into the story almost immediately, but not as a hero. It takes Kris, Ralsei, and Lancer to really get her to finally listen. Again, comparing to Noelle, who slides into the dark worlds almost perfectly, Susie is seen as an outlier. Almost like she wasn't supposed to be here. And yet, despite this, she still makes herself important to this narrative and these characters. She's just built different.

But what I find specifically intriguing is that SUSIE is the one who inadvertently brings the families closer. She acts as an anchor for Kris, she pushes Noelle to stand up for herself, and she is the catalyst for the two of them to start hanging out again. She is the one to defeat the King, she is the one to get to through to Tenna, she is the one who stands up to Carol, and she is the one who is defying fate to make her own destiny. By just being who she is, she's made her friends closer than they ever would have been without her.

ID 2: fake deltarune text boxes for Susie. They are:

Angry expression: If you dont fuck with lancer i dont fuck with you

Angry with sharp teeth: Hes literally a baby what did he do to you

If you dont fuck with lancer

i dont fuck with you