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an SJW wouldnt tell me which song by the bee gees youre supposed to resuscitate people to the beat of and my son died in my arms because i tried to use 'how deep is your love'

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

Everybody knows to give the big man some space.

I’ll see you all in three months when I’ve fucking processed everything

half of my brain is evil and the other half is whipped cream

damn this looks fucking awful lmfaooo

music is literally so good its like a fucking salad

me? I’m a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say “wow look at that pigeon!” it’s just who I am

fishing is dope you just lie to animals

damn im hungry time to go emotionally manipulate some fish

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there