you gotta have fear in your heart

if brian wilson was in the toy story universe he would know about the toys

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

Please stop he is drowning…..

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

christmas sucks again at my dumb fucking family's house

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

[ID: The first image is a screenshot of a tumblr reply that says, “wait do you have this on hand?? its been too long since ive seen it.” The second image is an edit of Mavis and Rapunzel. It is one image made up of four screenshots in a square. In the top left Mavis has a concerned expression and has been edited to say, “Did you just kiss me?!” The top right is of Rapunzel looking down, edited to say, “Yeas...” The bottom left is Mavis tucking her hair behind her ear and smiling slightly as she has been edited to say, “It’s okay... I am a “lesbo”...” The last section is Rapunzel looking up smiling brightly as she has been edited to say, “You better be!” End ID.]