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I dont think I'll write this, but the idea has been on my mind since FOREVER. an alternate universe where instead of The Teacher / The Shapeless One finding Noé at the auction, it's intercepted by Doctor Moreau who is captivated by Noé's appearance and eyes, so he experiments on him and that's how Noé and Vanitas meet... (I would assume he learns that Noé's an archivist and decides he wants to study the blood and dna of one, as well as how his powers work?)
I'm so bad at commiting to writing long fics like this, but if I ever did, I'd probably make Moreau goug Noé's eyes out at some point---maybe not even as red vampire eyes, bit as his striking purple ones, and the doctor keeps them in a jar like hes done numerious times in canon.
thinking about their dynamic (Vanitas and Noé) in a more graphic setting like Moreau's lab is so interesting to me... especially when you consider that young No. 69 was an avid vampire hater for quite some time.
sometimes I forget I have this side blog where I can yap about all my thoughts so. I'm gonna do that now.
take this word vomit:
okay but if there was an IT x Voltron AU would Allura be Bill (because I wanna make the pretty boy have elf ears, sue me) and now he doesn't have just the weight of his little brother's death on his shoulders but an entire SPECIES. like, Georgie died during the war with Zarkon and there's a holographic version of his little brother on the ship (that Bill needs to later destroy because it's corrupted) and Bill’s kind of trying to cope with the fact that the people he loved and used to know are dead.
(the rest is under the cut because it got too long oopsie)
I get that Bill’s the leader, so making him the Black Paladin makes sense, but I want. I want Stan to fall in love with an elf looking thing that has glowing (blue or green idk) markings below his eyes okay??
also, there are only five (5) paladins of Voltron, so obviously not all The Losers can be Paladins and maybe making Beverly the Black Paladin also kind of works because without Bill she's like the only other person I can see taking the role of leader? And her having a bad ass prosthetic arm because she's now Shiro and shit would be so cool. ALSO! IMAGINE EVERYONE THOUGHT SHE WAS A BOY CUZ SHE CUT HER HAIR WHILE IN GALRAN PRISON.
Ben is Hunk, he's sweet and also I think the yellow paladin just fits my boy. Also, imagine Ben being so excited at the overall structure of The Palace Ship thing and asking Bill like 193892 questions about how it works and holds itself.
Pidge is probably Stan, just without the whole “I need to find my brother” thing. I think I may just give Richie the “I need to find my sister” thing, except he has an older sister now not a younger one because I can do what I want, yk?
Richie is the Blue Paladin no questions asked, he is literally Lance. Sharpshooter my boy.
Eddie is the Red Paladin, and half-galra??? omg??? idk if I wanna make Eddie the half-galran but also!! lowkey makes sense.
and Mike is Coran, because bro is just an eccentric teenager who was given the responsibility to take care of Prince William, not by anyone in particular, Bill’s parents are still shit, but Mike was there when Georgie died and knows the little boy would hate to watch his big brother run himself into ruin.
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when the d!ckheads fandom only has like one fic on ao3 (that isn’t even ABOUT the characters) so you get the urge to just do everything yourself and make a fic.
and then that urge wins and you’ve just spent a good amount of time making a fic.
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i have the urge to write a Derry Girls aftg AU. Like, Andrew Neil and Kevin are the girls and Aaron is James. I just think it’d be really funny for Aaron to be the wee English fella even though Neil is technically the wee English fella and Aaron and Andrew are both American. I dunno?? I’ve been rewatching the show and I absolutely love it so I might just take the premise of it and add it to aftg? But also I kinda think it’d be funny if Kevin had a Derry accent??? Cause I think that’s funny?? Like imagine???
I don’t even know if I’ll write this but it’s been on my mind for a while so. yeah.
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Some of My Favorite Ways to Describe a Character Who’s Sick
pressing their forehead into something cool or comfortable (this could be an array of things. the table, the floor, someones leather jacket, their water bottle, the countertop)
warm to the touch, or heat radiating from them (could be noticed if someone’s gauging their temperature with their hands, hugging them, or just generally touching them)
leaning into people’s touch, or just spontaneously leaning on them (like pressing into their hand when someone’s checking their temp, or just, like, literally walking up and laying their head on them from fatigue. bonus points if the character is usually feral and the other is scared to engage™︎)
falling asleep all over the place (at the dinner table, on their homework, in the car, in the bathroom — just being so exhausted from doing literally nothing)
being overly emotional (crying over things that don’t usually bother them, like their siblings arguing, or their homework, or literally just nothing)
stumbling/careening/staggering into things (the wall, furniture, other people. there is no coordination in feverish brains. running into chairs, hitting the door, falling over the couch, anything and everything)
slurring their words (could be from fatigue or pain. connecting words that shouldn’t be connected, murdering all of their conversations with the excessive use of ‘mm’ and ‘nn’ in place of words) (this is my favorite thing ever)
being overly touchy (basically like a sick kid — just hold them, please. do that thing where you brush their hair back out of their face, or rub circles on their back, or snuggle them. they won’t care. bonus points if this is also the feral character and they refuse to believe it afterwards)
being extremely resistant to touch (flinching away when they usually don’t so someone can’t feel the fever, not letting themselves be touched because they’re so tired they just know they’ll be putty in their hands if they do)
growing aggressive or being extremely rude (it’s a defense mechanism — they feel vulnerable and are afraid of being manipulated or deceived while they’re ill)
whimpering/whining/groaning (this was in my “characters in pain” post but it’s so good that i’m putting it here too. this shite is gold, especially if it’s just an involuntary reaction to their symptoms)
having nightmares caused by a fever and/or delirium (crying and murmuring in their sleep, or being awake but completely out of it and convinced they’re somewhere else)
making themselves as small as possible (curling up into a ball everywhere they lay, hunching over slightly when standing, wrapping their arms around themselves)
TW for vomiting below cut !!
sleeping in the bathroom floor because they keep getting sick over and over (bonus if someone finds them all weak and pitiful. bonus bonus if they find them there in the morning only to learn they’ve been there all night)
using their hands/other body parts to clamp over their mouth so nothing can come out (like pulling their knees up to their chest and using that, or like, their arm, y’know) (~maccreadysbaby who has emetophobia suddenly gets very awkward about this post~) (~yes i have a phobia of puke and still write this happening to my characters, shut up~) (~it’s about the hurt/comfort okay~)
sympathy pukers (people who aren’t the sick ones but get nauseous/vomit when they see someone else throw up) (~aka me~) (~okay I’m done now~)
dry heaving (it’s gross, but good for making your characters absolutely freaking miserable)
rolling/churning/spinning/cramping/ lurching and all those awesome words that describe what stomachs do when sick (i hate these words with a deep, fiery passion. but they’re good for writing or whatever)
Edit Note: I'm really amazed by how much love this post got. Guess it just shows we're all in the same boat. I do have other humorous writing memes on this tumblr under the same tag, if you're interested. Never give up writing! ❤️
Edit Note 2: I can't believe this has reached 4000 notes. Been on tumblr for almost ten years (different account) and nothing like this has ever happened before. Thank you! 😊
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