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Hey I made a thing!

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Meet crush. Think she’ll make the first move. She thinks you will. Both die celibate.
Anna Pulley
Don’t say ‘sorry’ when you want to say ‘thank you’
Concept: A text-replacer extension which corrects “pandering to [group]” to “being enjoyable for people who are not me.”
This was actually the best idea:
That last one reads like horse_ebooks but also it’s my everyday life
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
Reblogging for the matterhorn

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The cast of Hamilton photographed by Josh Lehrer using a ‘44 Speed Graphic with a retro-fitted Petzval Lens from 1840 (the ones released so far)
Who are those white people though
I loved The Lord of the Rings as books and movies but, like elves, dwarves are presented as another creature. They are not humans in those stories. We don’t have elves walking around, but we do have dwarves like myself. We are real. So it’s nice to be humanized in fiction for once, especially in that genre. George R.R. Martin was clever enough to make a dwarf a fully fleshed-out human being. – Peter Dinklage
Star Wars fans, please explain this to me, because it’s really fucking me up.
Okay, so my dash has been full of TFA for days, no surprise there. And I keep seeing gifs of BB-8.
How the hell does this thing work? Like, the bottom ball bit seems to be completely free-moving and able to spin 360 degrees in all directions, which means it’s physically impossible for there to be any kind of axis connecting the head to the body. And even if you assume the electronic guts are shielded from electromagnetism, the head wouldn’t just stay serenely floating up top if the answer were “magnets,” it’d attach to one part of the body and keep getting rolled over. And I’d accept “CGI bullshit” or “the Force” except there was?? A real BB-8??? On the red carpet at the premiere????? And your fandom’s creative team is so organized they literally know which TIE fighter buttons have and haven’t been used for which specific functions in other films and pass this knowledge to new actors to preserve the continuity, meaning there are probably actual answers for probably 95%+ of the questions people have about anything Star Wars?
I know this isn’t my fandom and it affects me not at all but it’s really bothering me in unreasonable amounts. Please explain how BB-8 stays balanced … please.
Love,
Not-a-Star-Wars-fan who’s really pleased you guys are getting new things to play with but is going out of her mind over here.
^ this
http://www.howbb8works.com
:D
Thanks, Star Wars fandom! I’ve been linked to a few different articles now that try to put the science in layman’s terms.
YOU GUYS ARE TERRIFYING IN YOUR ORGANIZATION I mean I’m not saying you should take over the world I’m just saying I’m about 90% sure you could.
Inspired by the gorgeous legs of my dear friend @boggo-smurmak.
I made a game! It’s about misandry.
Holy shit.
I like this already. Where can I play it and point others to play it too?
It's not actually functional yet :/ I was just too excited to wait to post screenshots

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I made a game! It’s about misandry.
Holy shit.
Can…. can we play this game? Please?
It's more of a random snippet of JavaScript right now than an actual functional game. But soon!
I made a game! It’s about misandry.
“’I have been remembering the first time that I fell in love,’ said Phryne.
‘Ah,’ said Lin. He did not reach for her but sat up with his back against the pillows, prepared to listen intelligently. Phryne found this so seductive that she had to fight down a wave of pure lust.”
--Murder in Montparnasse, by Kerry Greenwood
“This young woman went straight from home to boarding school and straight from boarding school to finishing school and then back home and what she knows of the world you could put on a stamp with a lot of room left over. She’s always been looked after and she’s always been supervised. There has always been someone to tell her what to do and there have always been rewards for obeying the rules. She has, in point of fact, always done what someone told her, and that, in the everyday world, gives her the survival quotient of a snowflake in hell.”
--Murder in Montparnasse by Kerry Greenwood
Saw Stephen Fry live last week, and he told us this story: Just after the first Harry Potter book had been released, he was offered the role of narrating it for audiobooks. He hadn’t read it, and was simply told it was a children’s book, so figured it would be an easy afternoons work. When he met JK Rowling, she mentioned that she was writing a sequel. Stephen replied very condescendingly “good for you”.
A few years down the line, the books are selling well, and he is doing the recording for the Prisoner of Azkaban, when he runs into the phrase “Harry pocketed it”. Stephen could not say this line. It always came out as “Harry pocketeded it”, unless he said it ridiculously slowly. They tried time and time again to get it right, but to no avail. Eventually, he called up JK and asked if he could say “Harry put it in his pocket” instead. She thought for a moment, then said “no”, and hung up.
The phrase “Harry pocketed it” appeared in the next four books.
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today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
this post had me in tears
I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:
I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,
My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn
Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”
Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.
This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))
I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”
Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.
When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”
something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”
one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”
Once I was walking to school and there was a guy walking his dog and the dog came to me and started sniffing me and I was in such a good mood and when I passed by his owner I wanted to say like “hello” or “good morning” or “cute dog” or something like that and I ended up looking up at him, smiling real big, and saying “thank you”.
I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between “my drink!” and “my keys” and ended up screaming “MY KINK.”
I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she said have a good day, and i wanted to say “You have a good day” and “You too” so it came out “You have a good do do”
I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS FUCKING POS T
There’s so many new stories on this since the last time I saw it and fuck I am laughing so hard I think I’m annoying my roommate
These are too damn good to pass up reading!
Four years ago: in class, I meant to say “in-text citations” but thought “works cited” and also messed up the order of words all at once. I said “sex work in cites” and that was the end of class that day.
My college is tiny and my class was small enough that all the professors do a receiving line and shake the hands of all the graduates after the ceremony. They were all saying, “Congratulations.” And I was super flustered and realized about a third of the way down the line that I was saying, “Congratulations” back to each professor. So then I said, “You’re welcome.” And then I just made mumbly sounds and waited for it to be over.
I stayed up late talking to a friend on Skype and France came up for some reason, so I said I could never live in France because I don’t know Spanish. He made me go to bed after that.
I was working at a doctor’s office and someone called asking me to fax them a document. I faxed it while on the phone and told them it was done. They said “thank you” and I think I was trying to say “no problem” but ended up just saying “no” and hanging up
back when i was in highschool, i was answering a question about a text the teacher gave us and i was hesitating between saying “what this means to say” and “the meaning of this text” and i blurted out “the meaning of this sex” while looking my teacher dead in the eye. He dismissed us because he was laughing too hard.
I was talking to a friend of mine and I tried saying “go suck a dick” and “go fuck yourself” at the same time and it came out “go fuck your dick”
I’m in tears. This post is amazing.
Today I described my unemployed friend as a “free-range artist” (I meant “free-lance”)
FREE RANGE ARTIST
When I was in high school bio we had to do live presentations shortly before we did the dissection unit, and this one girl did hers on why it’s bad to drink untreated water because of amoebas and shit
And we all knew exactly what she meant to say, and I think we all felt bad for laughing
But what else can you do when someone says “untreated water is a leading source of death in third-world countries due to the presence of multiple harmful orgasms”?
True story: I was typing a response about how great the phrase “free-rage artist” is, then looked up and saw what I actually wrote...
how to respond appropriately when a man you don’t know calls you sweetheart and/or baby