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- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

Kurzweil95 - A day in the future year or 2015, according to predictions that first appear in Ray Kurzweil’s 1990 book ‘The Age of Intelligent Machines’. Zac Finger Modempunk.tumblr.com ZacFinger.com “A comic book artist and techie headquartered in Portland, OR.”

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Thanks for 5K followers. To celebrate I am giving the winner, my art for free!!

For now I’ll be picking one winner, but if a lot of people enter I’ll pick more than one. 

The prize will be a full body, coloured and shaded drawing of your own character or a character of your choice.

The winner will be announced March 30th at 7:00pm (EST)

To enter, reblog this post once (per blog) and you must be following me. Likes wont count as entering.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

The stage itself was turned into a cafe:

You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:

I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.

Hi! I have a tendency to make stuff and then forget to tell anyone. So here is a list of all the CatFoxWolf stories so far, with links to where you can read or download them.

Lost

A longer story (120+ pages) about friendship, loss, identity, and trying to be a better person.

Read online: http://www.catfoxwolf.com/lost.html

Buy on Gumroad ($9+): https://gumroad.com/l/cfw_lost

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Take What Is Given

A short, dark story about not knowing how to be loved.

Read online: http://www.catfoxwolf.com/take-what-is-given.html

Download for free (12MB): www.catfoxwolf.com/downloads.html

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Disquiet

A story about managing anxiety.

Read online: http://www.catfoxwolf.com/disquiet.html

Download for free (5.25MB): www.catfoxwolf.com/downloads.html

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Summer Holidays

Summertime in extremely rural Ireland

Read online: http://www.catfoxwolf.com/summer-holidays.html

Related blog post here! http://catfoxwolf.tumblr.com/post/61577930797/owey-island

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Habeas Corpus

A minicomic about having a body.

Read on Tumblr: http://catfoxwolf.tumblr.com/post/73964750432

Read on the CatFoxWolf website: http://www.catfoxwolf.com/summer-holidays.html

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There are also a bunch of standalone strips here in the archive:

http://www.catfoxwolf.com/comics.html

Ok that’s all, hope you see a good bird today. Thanks for reading! x

random-nintendo-gamer said:

Can you sing Uptown Funk in a Goofy voice please?

The age-old animosity between dwarves and ogres stems from a secret that ogres keep – namely, that dwarves are delicious. Ensuring that this secret does not spread is dwarfkind’s first priority, and the stereotype of ogres as compulsive cannibals has been cultivated primarily to ensure that nobody believes them when they try to explain.

The popular belief that kobolds are descended from dragons, though false, is not entirely without merit: in fact, dragons are descended from kobolds. The particulars of how this came about are poorly understood, as kobolds are disinclined to write things down, but alcohol is believed to have been a factor.

The creatures we think of as trolls are actually biological vehicles piloted by a race of very small, very quick humanoids. Trollish “regeneration” is nothing more than these creatures rushing about making speedy repairs; acid halts the process because occupational safety regulations prohibit the repair crews from working in the presence of chemical spills.

The reason all goblins look so similar is that there’s just the one goblin. In the face of mortal peril, it reflexively teleports as far from the threat as possible, in both space and time; thus entire civilisations have formed from the impossibly tangled timeline of a single immortal being. As a creature of a very short memory, it has no idea that this is the case.

Fantasy Ikea - A vast and echoing hall presided over by a fairy lord turned legitimate merchant (or so they claim!), this oddly sedate bazaar’s household goods – carefully labelled in Old High Elvish – are apparently wholly mundane, though their purchasers often discover unexpected features later on. While it’s relatively safe as fairy markets go, mortal customers are advised against eating the complimentary meatballs.

Fantasy Lowe’s - Originally the headquarters of a dwarven crafting guild set apart from their fellows by their affinity for working in wood rather than stone, this establishment has since grown into a sprawling combination lumberyard and trading post whose workers spend as much time advising on outside projects as attending to their own. Oddly, the guild’s membership is nearly exclusively female, a fact that non-dwarf customers often miss on account of the beards.