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ANGEL THE SERIES | (3.13) βWaiting in the Wingsβ
Here they are in their cute fancy Nargothrond outfits. For Orodreth this is just a normal every day look but I don't think Turin wears it very often. He's impressed how light and breezy it is.
Maglor sits in Maedhros' chambers He waits for his wounded brother to wake up, outlining his figure with a sad look

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Lies of P - ENDING EXPLAINED, THEMES & FAQ
MAJOR SPOILERS MAJOR SPOILERS ENDING SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT
By the way, this is not a lore analysis at all, this is a discussion on the thematic ideas in the story, and I refer to the player character interchangeably as "we" or P/Pinocchio. This is also all just my personal interpretations on the story, and is subject to inaccuracy.
Please enjoy my spark notes-esque analysis on Pinocchio souls!!
Itβs funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.
I want to see a sci fi universe where weβre actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.
How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldnβt be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare βanimalβ races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?
Like that old story βtheyβre made of meat,β only weβre scarier.
HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN
YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE.
A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT
humans are a proud warrior race with a pantheon of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc.
REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD.
WARNING: HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE
WARNING: HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY
THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW MUSCLES.
HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS
WARNING: HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN.
HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE
OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GOD
More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance, shock resistance, and ability to recover from injury is absurdly high compared to almost any other animal. We often use the phrase βhealthy as a horseβ to connote heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass. Thereβs mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion; itβs called pursuit predation. Basically, weβre the Terminator.
(The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. Thatβs why we use them for hunting. And even then, itβs only βsort ofβ.)
Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient life did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursuit predators:
Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we donβt need to overpower or outrun you. We just need to outlast you - and by any other speciesβ standards, we just plain donβt get tired.
Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury thatβs not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isnβt necessarily a career-ending injury for a human.
We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity, recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results arenβt pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue, among our other survival-oriented traits - but theyβre highly functional.
Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons.
In essence, weβd be Space Orcs.
Our jaws have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place.Β
We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, often using little analouge traps.Β
And by god, we will eat anything.Β
We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food.Β
We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the pursuit of darkening our skin.Β
We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favorite musicians live.Β
We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs out/one of them pass out
We willingly jump out of planes with only a flimsy piece of cloth to prevent us from splattering against the ground.Β
Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places.Β
We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging rights
We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them.Β
On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet.Β
Klingons and Krogan and Orcs ainβt got shit on us
We drink ethanol (in concentrations high enough to be used as an effective as microbicide or a solvent!) for the express purpose of achieving blood toxicity and disrupting normal brain function⦠AS A RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY!
On the same subject, we also deliberately incinerate assorted substances and then inhale the particulate-heavy smoke and vapor resulting for the same effect. EVEN IN THE FACE OF SAID SUBSTANCES BEING CARCINOGENIC, BECAUSE WE JUST DONβT GIVE A FUCK.
Humans do not have biological castes. Kill their commander and another will take its place. Soldiers left alone on a planet will start farming and manufacturing to survive. Farmers and manufacturers will take up arms and kill you if pressed. Just because two humans look different doesnβt mean they cannot do each otherβs jobs.
Breeding does not kill them. A single human can mate dozens or hundreds of times in a lifetime. They often do so as recreation. Xenobiology team six believes they do not have a mating season but this is too strange to be true.
Their appendages are not designed for hitting, so they developed special training to make them very good at hitting anyhow.Β
The proteins making up their bodies are toxic and cause prion disease. Do not touch anything humans have touched. Do not consume earth foods. Fire does not adequately remove this contamination.
Humans perceive sixteen times the colors we do. Do not hide in bushes or vines from humans. They can distinguish your pelt from the foliage with ease.
We tried venting waste gas into the tunnels to kill the humans when they attacked. Turns out they breathe it.Β
Everything on their planet came from a single biological strain. They developed comprehensive genetics BEFORE they developed space travel.Β
They lack radio receptors and cannot be brought into compliance with right-thought simply by broadcasting to them. Even after we learned how to translate it into sound-waves one of their hatchlings drove the Great Authority mad by responding to every demand with a single question: βWhy?β
#an individual human being is actually a microbiome in its own rightβyou are dealing with a legion each time you approach themΒ Β Β Β Β #they carry pathological agents inside their deep tissues and this is advantageous to their healthΒ Β Β Β Β #one of the most widespread and resilient viruses on their planet is treated as mildly hazardousβeven though it causesΒ Β Β Β Β #massive disruption to the bodyβs homeostasisΒ Β Β Β Β #(their young offspring endure multiple rhinovirus infections EACH YEAR yet they seem unperturbed by this)Β Β Β Β Β #they have developed such long lifespans that now their primary threat is their own bodyβs degenerationΒ Β Β Β Β #humanity has literally figured out how to survive so long that their body gives out under themΒ Β Β Β Β #and they are not satisfied with thatΒ Β Β Β Β #stupid willful vengeful survivalists who treat mortality like a challengeΒ Β Β
I am speechless
We are the real terror to the aliens. Thatβs why they donβt come around
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HERE WE GOOOOOOO! I hope this version flows a bit better
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Alex Jordan has a very specific role in Baldur's Gate 3.
"And so I went into the studio," Jordan continued. "And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm' and 'ahh'. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."Β Β Β
But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happenβand keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.
"You think about that," he said. "You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me."

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And thus came to life Karlach's teddy bear, Clive
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I literally couldn't love this man more
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Each of us could bring destruction to this world, but we chose to save it.
Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell "forhead", the runes on the nose spell "nose" and the runes on the chin say "chin"

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