hannah takes the stairs

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

look i know it’s a bold move but let’s start giving characters happy endings again

barry shows up after getting a phd from an actual university with the most smug face ever like “u made the rules taako gimme that 2nd phd” and taako doesn’t speak to him for a week

Omg dr dr bluejeans

strawberry bird

I thought this was gonna be for Indiana Jones at first, but then I remembered I re-blogged it from a Harry Potter-themed blog.

Oh this is good. Thanks.

i’m being neurotypical for april fools day

How do you do, fellow functioning brain owner!! I sure do enjoy looking people directly in the face while I speak to them, don’t you??? After we comfortably tend to all pressing responsibilities for the day, what say we participate in a loud, crowded social gathering?? Maybe later when we all go home we can lie down in our clean and well made beds long before four in the morning and enjoy a nice, refreshing eight hours of uninterrupted sleep! I hope tomorrow will be both very warm and brightly lit!!!

i understood what you said the first time you said it because i paid attention and because my audio processing brain meat works super normally, and i’m agreeing with you! i would also like you to know that my brain produces the normal amounts of all my chemicals, nothing more and nothing less

I remember the text you sent me 5 seconds ago, fellow person with a functional memory! Let me send you a direct reply! Oh, I so enjoy executive functioning! Oh, you replied? I shall immediately check your text without anxiety because my rejection sensitivity is so average!

Isn’t it great that we can all do things we want to do and should do JUST because we’re literally capable of doing them???? After I’ve done some things, I might spend some time thinking some thoughts that I chose to think for an amount of time that I’ve also chosen. Maybe I’ll throw in some worries, just to spice things up, about only real problems that I can control.

sometimes you just gotta go “eep eep eep!!!”

if you make little noises for no reason… or big noises… or animal noises… or robot noises… or any kinda noise… you’re valid and i love you