//alboito//

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

Im fucking dead

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

birbs just wanna have fun

im a bagel/croissant/pita bread hybrid

I’m ltrly croissant

My name is Bert, hey call me bread sticks, that's not My name.clap.clap.

If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol

Okay but this is helpful

always remember that all reasons are valid reasons for having an abortion

WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION

UNMUTE THIS

I’m the dog

My emotion right now is this dog.

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.

This is pure bliss!!

#honestly i dont care if its fake

It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.